Chad’s Happiness

By Chad

My restaurant's name is Happiness. We serve LIMBS with SALSA and stuffed with BEANS. The restaurant's color is RAINBOW. There's a gigantic SMILEY FACE on the sign. We kill the witnesses that see us cooking, and serve them up, which is often. We kill our chefs so they don't rat us out to the PIGGY PIGGY PIGGIES. We serve human baby's eyeballs. Dylan is the head chef, and he loves murdering people. He eats their eyeballs, and gets yelled at frequently for eating the grub. He works here because we sued them for robbing us, and we WON! WOOOHOOOO! We spent all the money on improvements on the restaurant. Heist is the teacher of the cooks, on how to KILL the WITNESSES and cook 'em UP!