Jonathan’s Fiction

By Jonathan

This story is not real. So don't think I'm a liar because I just said this isn't real. So I'm not lying!

Again this is not real! The best day of my life would be if I got a pet talking otter. I called it Ottey it was a sea otter not a giant river otter. That day unfortunately is not realL. Ottey was brown with a black spot on his back; he was actually small for an otter because real otters are 4 feet long.    

When I was outside I saw a small brown lump. I went over to the lump to see was it was. Half way there I realized it was an otter! But what was an otter doing out in the desert? I picked him up and ran inside. My mom saw that I was holding an otter and asked why. I said I don't know and that I just found him outside on the ground. We went to the vet and they said he would be just fine.

However the most surprising thing was that he was wearing tags! That said he was from another state! But his owner was deadL. So we got to keep him. One day while my mom had to go to bishop and I was alone with Ottey I said to myself how did you get out here? Then I heard Ottey say skydiving. That's funny I said. I thought you said skydiving. "I did", said Ottey. Then I lost consciousness. When I woke up I said did you just talk? He said actually I did 2 hours ago.

So you're a talking otter!? I said. Yes replied Ottey. Then I asked do you watch TV? No said Ottey. Then I turned on the TV. It was on SpongeBob. About half way through the show Ottey said: I knew I talked but sponges to!? I said it's not real. But then why do I see a talking sponge? said Ottey. I said it actually drawings' going from one to another so fast it looks like it's moving and the images are being put in to the TV by signals. Then Ottey said why are sponges yellow, I said I don't know. Right as I said that my mom came home.

None of this is real. The otter's name was Ottey not Ottery, Ottey. I've only passed out once after falling on my head.