Don’t go off campus!

By Jon

Students shouldn't be allowed to go off campus for lunch. One reason is maturity. Another is distance. The last is availability.

People like Chad aren't mature. He says he likes to play with his elbow because it sounds like … well … let's just say girls don't have one. He also might say something wrong to a complete stranger… and hey they won't know him why should they hold back? Someone might lose track of time and be really late to. Do you really want people like that to go off campus?

With distance the only one close enough for some people is Carl's Jr.

Also their chicken tastes like cardboard! If someone wants to go to Mc Donald's the only way they could get there in time is if their parents drove them. Do you think their parents would want to come to school every day and already have to come at three anyway to pick up their kids! If you did it would be easier to make every day half days. But then kids would have to be in school 360 days! That would be bad for teachers & students! It would also mean only a 5 day summer vacation! (No one would want that!)

Lastly you don't want to eat Carl's Jr. every day. It would be easier just to eat school lunch. Why: school lunch is different every day. It's actually cheaper to eat school lunch to. Also school is closer (especially when you're in school.) Hopefully that was enough.

Don't allow students to go off campus. For safety. For laziness (ha ha.) Lastly for parents. Don't go off campus.

JL Which one? I mean off campus or on campus?