If I Were a Teacher

By Jonathan

If I were a teacher I would quit my job after one week. But I would do this in the one week I was there; I would show two Kent Hovind videos (he's a creationist debater [on the nrb network on Tuesdays at nine o'clock {his show is called: the creation series, if you believe evolution watch that show for a week you'll be changed}). Second I'd hide microphones in their desks. And give a refurl to cussers. Also I'd reward non cussers. I'd show them how easy it is to be brain washed. A man leaves home jogging, he jogs a little, turns left, jogs a little turns left, jogs a little turns left and jogs back home. When he gets back home there are two masked men waiting for him. Who are they and why did he leave home jogging? Mr. Heist is going to put this on the blog so put your answer in a comment, then I'll put the answer in a comment. And see if I successfully brain washed anyone.