My Birthday

By NoraJ

Birthdays are supposed to be a fun time.
For
about the last three years, I haven't had any parties or anything for my birthday.
I didn't have any parties because they don't interest me as much as they did before. But for my next birthday, I do want to do something.

The
presents I ask for aren't toys or anything complicated like they used to be. Now I mostly ask for money. But for my next birthday, I want to do something fun and special. But what's sometimes hard is that my dad and I share the same birthday, so we both have to agree on something. But my dad doesn't really care, since all he wants to do for his birthday is to be left in peace and to be able to drink his beer and watch UFC. The harder part is having my parents agree on my idea.

One of my ideas for my birthday is to go to Chuck E. Cheese's and just hang out there for a day. I think that would be really fun because the games are awesome.
The only bad part is that the food isn't too good.
But if my parents buy me a lot of coins and let me play games for as long as I want, that's good enough.

The second idea I'd like to do would to go to Los Angeles and go shopping for new clothes and accessories. To me, doing that would be really fun because I like the stores they have in L.A. because they have funky and goofy clothes.
Buying new shoes is fun for me too, because I'm obsessed with colorful and crazy shoes.
Also, going out for dinner at the Cheese Cake Factory is very, very fun. Having a weekend for that would be a really great thing to do.

Another thing I'd like to do would go quad riding in the woods in Mammoth. I've done it before and it was the best ride with quads I've ever been on. Doing that would be delightful. When we're done riding, we could go to a restaurant in mammoth and eat lunch/dinner. I know it doesn't sound too fun, but to me, it would do just fine.

The fourth idea I have is to go to Ridgecrest and buy the go-cart/ dune buggy I've been eyeing for a pretty long time. I would be so excited because for the longest time I wanted one. And since that won't take too long to do, we could go watch a movie in the theatres. Buying that go-cart would be absolutely great, and adding the movie would be fabulous.

The last idea I have is to go sledding in Mammoth. Sledding is one of the best things ever to me because I like to fall, but it hurts to do it anywhere, so in the snow it's perfect. If I could just go sledding for a whole day, that would wrap up my birthday. I'm sure my parents would let me do that, which is great.

If I get to do any of these for my birthday, I would be a very happy person. Also, I would at least have something fun to look forward to for the birthday after my next one. I really hope my parents like my ideas, and they actually agree.

 

 

 

 

 

    

I Will Be a Police

By Nefer

In 20 years I will be a police. To be a police first I would have to go to high school and maybe go to college. I will be living in Hawaii in a palm tree. My palm tree would have lots of coconuts for me to eat and drink. After working as a police for a while I would be rich. Then I would move into a big mansion and leave my palm tree. In my mansion I would live alone. If someone that I pulled over didn't listen to me I would taze them and spray them with pepper spray. My house would be really clean because I would only use one of the rooms. I would sit in my room and practice using my police things when I wasn't working. In 20 years my life will be awesome as a police!

Freedom to travel

By Marvin

I have the freedom to go to any country in the world and I want to go to Paris. The reason why I want to go to Paris is because I have always wanted to go to the Eiffel Tower and look out to the whole city. I have been to 15 states in the U.S and I have never been to a different country besides Mexico. I hope to go to Paris when I'm 20 years old.

 

Another place I place I would like to go is Miami, Florida. I want to go to Florida because there is a famous skate park called love Skate Park and there are many pros that skate there. Since I live in California it is across the country. That is part of the reason I don't want to go. I want to go to many places but I don't like to travel.

In 20 Years…

By Magie

 

In 20 years I will be an actress. First I would be less embarrassed. Then I would be on lots of TV shows. I would be on the shows I watch and they would be even funnier. One of the shows I would love to be in would be everybody hates Chris. I would like to be in that show because it is really funny. It is also my favorite show. Another show I'd like to go on would be ICarly. I would like to be on that show to see who's stronger me or Sam. That's what I would like to be in 20 years.

If I Were a Teacher

By Jonathan

If I were a teacher I would quit my job after one week. But I would do this in the one week I was there; I would show two Kent Hovind videos (he's a creationist debater [on the nrb network on Tuesdays at nine o'clock {his show is called: the creation series, if you believe evolution watch that show for a week you'll be changed}). Second I'd hide microphones in their desks. And give a refurl to cussers. Also I'd reward non cussers. I'd show them how easy it is to be brain washed. A man leaves home jogging, he jogs a little, turns left, jogs a little turns left, jogs a little turns left and jogs back home. When he gets back home there are two masked men waiting for him. Who are they and why did he leave home jogging? Mr. Heist is going to put this on the blog so put your answer in a comment, then I'll put the answer in a comment. And see if I successfully brain washed anyone.

Daydreams and Nightmares

 

 

by Jonathan

 

    On the topic of dreams I'd write about a nightmare.

I was in a volcano I couldn't tell the time of day. Because it looked like night but the sun was out. The rocks in the volcano were shaped like skulls. I looked around and I heard a deafening screech. By the time I saw what did it, it was already too late. I saw what did it but its claws already stabbed me. It was like a big bipedal lizard; it was slimy spikes were sticking out of its back. It looked like a cross between an alien and a crocodile. Then I was at my house my mom asked me what was wrong I told her then her face looked like a zombie and she ate me! I saw my guts being ripped out and eaten like a pig would eat it. Then I was outside I saw my pet cat but it was a zombie then I got an ax and had to kill itL.

Then I thought I was awake but I was staring at someone one who was disintegrating.

Then I saw this exact image that I haven't saw until today!!! And then E.T. was staring at me. Then Michal Jackson blew my head off with a shotgun!

My worst Mistake

By Emma

My worst mistake was breaking my phone both times. The first time I broke it I was at the Dehy park. When I was on the play ground I threw my phone sorta high and tried to make it land on the wood chippies. It came right back down on the playground. The front of it was fine and when I opened it half of the screen was cracked it wasn't the bad I could still see most of the things I was doing on it. But as time went by the crack got worse because I would always drop it. Eventually the whole screen got cracked and I really wanted a new phone. One day Karlie and I were messing around in the street and my hone broke in half. The bottom part of it works but no one can call or text me. Now I have to wait a long time before I get a new one. I have to wait till my mom decides what new phone she wants and the once she gets it I get her phone. If I don't get her phone I have to wait until December to get a new one when my contract expires. I still get to get a phone in December if I get my moms phone and that's a long time from now. That was my worst mistake ever.

One Place I Would Go

By Emma

If I could go anywhere in the world I wanted to I would go to Scotland. I would go there because I like the peoples accents and I have relatives there somewhere. I would go meet them and learn about there culture and have a fun time. I would also like to learn how to play the bagpipes there I know I could do that here but its better learning from the professionals!! Scotland sounds like a really cool place to go I here that it's really green there too. Scotland is the one place I would go if I could!

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100,000-dollar giveaway

By Dylan

I would give 100,000 dollars away to a charity called Families Forward. I would give it to them because the go and look for families who do not have homes throughout orange county. What the do is give the families house to live in and supplies. Those supplies are counseling, food, school supplies and more that Families Forward provide. With the extra money I would be giving, they will help to help more families.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Room design

By Dylan

For my room design, the roof would be neon red and the roof would be flashing. I then would have two arcade games, Guitar Hero Metallica and Fast and the Furious. There would also be the loudest and biggest stereo system. The walls will be painted the color liver. There would be a mini fridge with soda and microwavable food. In the room, there would be a microwave, twelve game systems, flat screen television, regular television, a jocose, and a pole table.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell five things you'd like to do on your next birthday

By Chad

 

1. I'd go to John Pizza in Bakersfield. They have a lot of rides there and a lot of food.
   

 

1. I'd like to see my sister Krysti. She lives right behind John's Pizza in an RV park. She lives in our trailer, because all her roommates screw her over every time.
   

 

(3) I'd like to see my dad Jerry, because he is really nice, but he lives in Nebraska. I didn't get to see him long last year because his wife became rude to us after 3 days, so my mom wanted me to go home after the reunion. They got a divorce so now I can go to Nebraska this summer and visit him.

 

 

 

 

 

(4)    I'd like to get a new Cell phone, and migrate to T-Mobile. That way I can get unlimited everything for only 79.99. That way I can go on the internet and get as many free ringtones as I want. And I can connect my iPod Touch to its Bluetooth and connect to the internet from everywhere. All I'll have to d is do 20$ of chores each week or get a job.

    

(5)

like to have 1 million dollars and invest it in a business. I'd do that so I can afford college when I get older, or just buy a nice house in a nice neighborhood of a city, once I make enough money on profits.

Advice

By Chad

If I could give one piece of advice to any person in history, that advice would be... for Martin Luther King Jr. to not go out on the beacon. I would also say he should not have bent over. If I could say that to him, he may be living right now. If he was still alive, there'd be less riots over his death. There'd also be fewer gangs, black crime and such. Basically the crime rate may be lessened. There'd be no such thing as Crips and Bloods and all the famous black gangs. (No racism intended)

If I Were the Teacher

By Avi

If I were the teacher, I would start class at 9:00 a.m. I would let my students listen to their IPods as long as I couldn't hear it. I would also let them chew gum they just have to spit it out before they left the class. I would assign seats only to kids that talked a lot. The desks would be arranged in a big circle. I would give them their homework half an hour before class was over and give them time to work on in class. My classroom would be really colorful. I would also have a laptop for each student. They would work on the laptops instead of on paper. I would also give them snacks. I wouldn't mind if they wore hats or sunglasses. And class would be over at 10:00.

In 20 years I will be…

By Avi

In 20 years, I will be a Doctor. To be a Doctor first I would have to go to college for about 4 years. But before college I would have finish High School and get my diploma. Then I would look for a college to go to. Then after I found the college would be going to I would choose my career. I would like to be a Doctor because I like to help people and I would like to cure them. Although, I really can't stand looking at blood for a long time. I would prefer to be a Doctor for little kids. I would try my best to be a awesome Doctor. I have always wanted to be a Doctor ever since I was in Kindergarten.

Russia

By Aly

    If I had the freedom to travel to any city or country, I would have many places to go. But my most favorite place would be Russia. I would love to travel to Russia for many reasons, but my top three reasons will be explained.

    First, Russia's building are said to be a piece of art, not any building is the same. I believe that their artistic ways would be favorable to go see and study. I could imagine looking up at the sky scrapers and seeing huge murals, of many varieties, and the only things to come to mind are: beautiful, breath taking, and awesome.

    Also, the history of Russia is large, and I would want to study it first hand, going to Moscow and Siberia where a lot of their history took place would be much fun, being able to go to museums, seeing art, war sites, and so on and so on. And looking up my family history would also be a bonus. Learning about the Russian Mafia, would really spark my interest. Seeing how they use to run Russia would be interesting.

    Lastly, it's so big, and I would just love to visit a lot of the cities and towns. I know it sounds stupid, but it just seems interesting to meet all those people and see everything Russia has to offer. I also plan to live in Russia one day, so I might as well see what it looks like.

    So that's why I would like to travel to Russia, if I had the freedom to travel and why.

When I Moved…

By Aly

I had just gotten home from Camp Kindle, I was happy, ecstatic even, And I felt as if I was on top of the world, my life was perfect. I looked around and saw my mothers black jeep rounding the corner. I smiled wide and said goodbye to my friends, carrying my luggage, I headed to the car, and hugged my parents. My father, whom I now call Jeff, picked up my luggage and put them into the trunk of the car.

I got in, putting on my seatbelt, and my father started the car easing it forward, and driving onto the highway. My mom turned around and said with a straight face "We're moving."

My face went blank, I hadn't even been able to tell Cayla and Courtney goodbye. "What?" I exclaimed.

"I said we're moving." Repeated my mother. She smiled as if moving was going to be great.

I quietly nodded sad, and leaned my head against the window closing my eyes.

~~Two years later~~

Now in 6^th grade, I finally got through to my parents that I had not wanted to move here. But I was silently suffering through the years I am forced to live here, dreaming about the day where I can move, and be done with this town. I am not preppy like I once was, nor do I care what I look like, I feel as if those have no meaning in my once city lifestyle. But now I know that not all of life will be easy, like I once thought it, but I know that life is a game, and mine is just a pawn in someone else's game…

Angela’s Favorite Place

By Angela

My room is my favorite place in my house I am in there most of the day. When I was in the 5^th grade and went to 5^th grade science camp I came back to a pink and purple room! My dad and cousin painted it while I was gone; they choose those colors because those were my two favorite colors at the time. Now those are not my favorite colors now they are hot pink and black.

My bed is kind of small but it is comfy. It is pink and it says "Being a princess isn't always easy". I think it is retarded but my mom choose it so whatever. My favorite thing about my room is my closet. The reason that is my favorite thing about my room is because it is pretty big. Once when I got mad at my dad I stayed in there it is big enough that I can lay down. I didn't get bored because I have a lot of games in there, so it is pretty cool.