The Wrong House

By Nora

 

Once, there was a boy named Bob, and a girl named Lucy. They went to the same school, and had the same classes. They both secretly had a crush on each other, and they both didn't know that the other liked them. So they both decided that this Valentine's Day, they would make a move on the other. Bob's plan was to give her the most magnificent Valentine's Day card in the history of cards. Lucy's plan was to use her best flirty looks and moves and unleash all her powers on him. She thought that if she used all of her expertise, she'd be able to seduce him. So on the morning before Valentine's Day, (which was a school day) Bob finished his card and put it in a very cute envelope. He thought about it all night if he should put anonymous and just give her clues that it was him, or just put his name and get it over with. After a while of thinking, he decided to just put his name on it. He gave the card a goodbye kiss and put it in her mail box. He was so ecstatic about how he just succeeded, that he recited the poem he put on the card over and over and over again. When he got to school, he noticed that Lucy was looking especially HOT
today. He also noticed that she looked at him and talked to him a lot more than usual. He stayed smooth and tried to flirt whenever he had the chance. Lucy liked his reaction and continued to be as sensual as possible. They both left school on a very good note. The next morning, which was Valentine's Day, Bob remembered the card he sent to Lucy and got really excited again. When he arrived at school, he went straight to Lucy and said, "Did you get a Valentine's
card?" Then, she said, "No, why?" Then he said, "Oh, well never mind." Bob got really embarrassed and very worried at he same time. The first thing that came to his mind was, "Uh-oh, wrong house." Then, he got a shot of bravery, and thought, well, since I memorized the poem, I might as well tell it to her now. So at lunch he pulled her aside and told it to her. And she was so flattered and happy, she gave him a kiss…on the lips. And they lived happily ever after.

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